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2. Things normally for human children are now for your schnauzers…
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3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a schnauzer you MUST say hello to him.
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4. Schnauzers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy schnauzer person.
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5. You are a hit with every schnauzer you meet.
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6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your schnauzer.
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7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your schnauzer is too painful.
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8. You spend tons of money on schnauzer toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
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9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your schnauzers.
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10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future schnauzers.
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11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
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12. …it doesn’t matter, because schnauzers know you’re great!
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