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2. Things normally for human children are now for your poodles…
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3. …because your poodle is your child.
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4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a poodle you MUST say hello to him.
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5. Poodles flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy poodle person.
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6. You are a hit with every poodle you meet.
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7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your poodle.
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8. This is your ideal family dinner.
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9. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your poodle is too painful.
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10. You spend tons of money on poodle toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
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11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your poodles.
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12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future poodles.
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13. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
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14. …it doesn’t matter, because poodles know you’re great!
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