18 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Bull Terriers

#1 Bull Terriers are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#3 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#4 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#5 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#6 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#7 Because, clearly, children and Bull Terriers don’t mix.

#8 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#9 They’re just horrible, right?

#10 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

#11 But do they care? Not at all.

#12 They’re terrible liars too!

#13 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#14 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#15 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#16 And they can’t even dance well.

#17 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Bull Terrier.

#18 Don’t get a Bull Terrier if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

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