16 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Dachshunds

#1 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.

#2 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#3 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Dachshunds don’t mix.

#5 They’re just horrible, right?

#6 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#7 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#8 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#9 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Dachshund.

#10 Don’t get a Dachshund if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

#11 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#12 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#13 And they can’t even dance well.

#14 And they don’t understand anything.

#15 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

#16 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

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