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1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
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2. Things normal for human children are now for your Malteses…
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3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Maltese you MUST say hello to him.
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4. Malteses flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Maltese person.
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5. You are a hit with every Maltese you meet.
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6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Maltese.
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7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Maltese is too painful.
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8. You spend tons of money on Maltese toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
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9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Maltese.
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10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Malteses.
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11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
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12. …it doesn’t matter, because Malteses know you’re great!
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