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2. Things that are usually for human children are now for your great danes…
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3. …because your great dance is your child.
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4. No matter where you are or what streets you have to cross if you see a great dane you MUST say hello to him.
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5. Great Danes flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy great dane person.
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6. You are a hit with every great dane you meet.
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7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your great dane.
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8. You’ve skipped going out many times because leaving your great dane is too painful.
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9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your great danes.
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10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future great danes.
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11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
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12. …it doesn’t matter, because great danes know you’re great!
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