12 Realities That New Dachshund Owners Must Accept



1. Your bed is no longer your bed



2. And your couch is no longer your couch



3. You will get A LOT of love



4. Your car will start to feel smaller



5. They will be waiting for you . . . always



6. Your TV will become “our” TV




7. You will no longer be the crazy one in the house



8. You will see a whole new level of lazy



9. You will get a lot of looks when you leave the house



10. You will learn to fear the crazy eye



11. You will have a nap-time partner, whether you like it or not



12. Your kids will have a new best friend

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