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#1 Things that are normally for human children are now for your border collies…
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#2 …because your border collie is your child.
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#3 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
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#4 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a border collie you MUST say hello to him.
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#5 Border collies flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy border collie person.
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#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your border collie.
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#7 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your border collies.
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#8 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your border collie is too painful.
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#9 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future border collies.
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#10 This is your ideal family dinner.
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#11 You are a hit with every border collie you meet.
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#12 You spend tons of money on border collie toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
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#13 So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
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#14 …it doesn’t matter, because border collies know you’re great!
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