15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Border Collies

#1 Firstly, Border Collies are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Border Collies don’t mix.

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#6 They’re just horrible, right?

#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#11 And they can’t even dance well.

#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#13 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#14 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#15 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

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