14 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Great Danes

#1 Firstly, Great Danes are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 They are very bad around children.

#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#5 They’re just horrible, right?

#6 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#8 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#9 And they can’t even dance well.

#10 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#11 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#12 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#13 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
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