#1 Firstly, Great Danes are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#3 They are very bad around children.
#4 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#5 They’re just horrible, right?
#6 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
#7 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
#8 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#9 And they can’t even dance well.
#10 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#11 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#12 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#13 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#14 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
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