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#1 One way or another I'm GONNA CATCH YOU!
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#2 It’s espresso, NOT EXPRESSO!
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#3 Where are my rubber duckies?
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#4 What if I told you that you could go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it?
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#5 Why? Why would she do that to me?
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#6 Sub bro?
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#7 All food is dog food.
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#8 What is that glorious smell? Is that food?
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#9 I haven’t eaten for an hour. That’s 7 dog hours.
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#10 I’m a bear! Be afraid of me!
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#11 Excuse me. But are you going to eat that?
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#12 I do not always bark at night. But when I do, it is for no reason.
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#13 When someone says you are a good boy.
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#14 Cool guys never look back at explosions.
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#15 It is called fashion. Ever heard of it?
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