12 Signs You Are A Crazy English Bulldog Person

#1 This is your ideal family dinner.

#2 You spend tons of money on English Bulldog toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

#3 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your English Bulldog is too painful.

#4 English Bulldogs flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy English Bulldog person.

#5 You are a hit with every English Bulldog you meet.

#6 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your English Bulldogs.

#7 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your English Bulldog.

#8 Things that are normally for human children are now for your English Bulldogs…

#9 …because your English Bulldog is your child.

#10 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see an English Bulldog you MUST say hello to him.

#11 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future English Bulldogs.

#12 Speaking of spoiling your English Bulldog, you never forget to celebrate their birthday.