12 Signs You Are A Crazy English Bull Terrier Person

#1 This is your ideal family dinner.

#2 Things that are normally for human children are now for your English Bull Terriers…

#3 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future English Bull Terriers.

#4 English Bull Terriers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy English Bull Terrier person.

#5 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see an English Bull Terrier you MUST say hello to him.

#6 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your English Bull Terrier.

#7 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your English Bull Terrier is too painful.

#8 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your English Bull Terriers.

#9 You are a hit with every English Bull Terrier you meet.

#10 You spend tons of money on English Bull Terrier toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

#11 Speaking of spoiling your English Bull Terrier, you never forget to celebrate their birthday.

#12 You also secretly think your English Bull Terrier will be the next internet sensation.