12 Signs You are a Crazy Golden Retriever Person

#1 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your golden retrievers.

#2 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a golden retriever you MUST say hello to him.

#3 This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

#4 Things that are normally for human children are now for your golden retrievers…

#5 You are a hit with every golden retriever you meet.

#6 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your golden retriever is too painful.

#7 You spend tons of money on golden retriever toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

#8 …because your golden retriever is your child.

#9 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future golden retrievers.

#10 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your golden retriever.

#11 Golden retrievers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy golden retriever person.

#12 This is your ideal family dinner.

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