#1 Things that are normally for human children are now for your French Bulldogs…
#2 …because your French Bulldog is your child.
#3 French Bulldogs flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy French Bulldog person.
#4 No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a French Bulldog you MUST say hello to him.
#5 You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your French Bulldog.
#6 This is your ideal family dinner.
#7 You spend tons of money on French Bulldog toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
#8 Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future French Bulldogs.
#9 You are a hit with every French Bulldog you meet.
#10 You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your French Bulldogs.
#11 You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your French Bulldog is too painful.
#12 Speaking of spoiling your French Bulldog, you never forget to celebrate their birthday.
