15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Basset Hounds

#1 Basset Hound puppies are just terrifying…

#2 Firstly, Basset Hounds are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#3 Basset Hounds can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#4 That’s when Basset Hounds are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#5 Because, clearly, children and Basset Hounds don’t mix.

#6 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the pups are?

#7 They’re just horrible, right?

#8 Also Basset Hounds are messy. Really messy.

#9 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#10 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#11 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#12 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#13 Basset Hounds are a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#14 Basset Hounds are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#15 And Basset Hounds are CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.