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1. They hate to cuddle.
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2. They have menacing eyes.
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3. Totally evil.
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4. Just look at them!
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5. They hate napping.
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6. They take your stuff without asking.
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7. Faking it. Whatever.
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8. Give it back, dude.
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9. They ruin all of your happy moments.
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10. “May I come in there with you? I already miss you, even though you just walked in there two minutes ago.”
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11. Let’s not talk about the damage they do to your personal items.
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12. What are they doing in your car?
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13. They love hanging out with cats.
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14. That means you can’t take them outside.
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15. They won’t ever love you.
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