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#1 Dachshunds really aren’t as cute as puppies.
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#2 If you have small children, the answer is likely no.
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#3 They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.
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#4 Don’t look in their eyes! Their eyes are their weapon!
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#5 Forget about your food. They take care of it.
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#6 Dachshunds never support you.
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#7 They never protect you.
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#8 They don’t like to swim!
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#9 The trouble with Dachshunds is that THEY don’t listen.
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#10 They’re NOT stylish.
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#11 Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see.
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#12 Dachshunds can NOT bring a smile to your face no matter how badly your day is going!
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#13 Dachshunds absolutely HATE going on car rides.
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#14 Sausage dogs never calm down, not even for a minute.
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#15 In conclusion, dachshunds are yappy, annoying dogs who are always hyper.
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