15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Boxers

#1 They’re messy. Really messy.

#2 But do they care? Not at all.

#3 They’re terrible liars too!

#4 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#5 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#6 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#7 They don’t like kids…

#8 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#9 They’re just horrible, right?

#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#11 And they can’t even dance well.

#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#14 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#15 And they don’t understand anything.