15 Reasons That Prove Dachshunds Are The Most Terrible Dogs On Earth



#1 Dachshunds really aren’t as cute as puppies.



#2 If you have small children, the answer is likely no.



#3 They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.



#4 Don’t look in their eyes! Their eyes are their weapon!



#5 Forget about your food. They take care of it.



#6 Dachshunds never support you.



#7 They never protect you.




#8 They don’t like to swim!



#9 The trouble with Dachshunds is that THEY don’t listen.



#10 They’re NOT stylish.



#11 Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see.



#12 Dachshunds can NOT bring a smile to your face no matter how badly your day is going!



#13 Dachshunds absolutely HATE going on car rides.



#14 Sausage dogs never calm down, not even for a minute.



#15 In conclusion, dachshunds are yappy, annoying dogs who are always hyper.

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