20 Reasons Why You Should Never Own French Bulldogs

#1 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#2 They don’t understand anything.

#3 They’re terrible liars too!

#4 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#5 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#6 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.

#7 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#8 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#9 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

#10 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#11 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#12 Because, clearly, children and French Bulldogs don’t mix.

#13 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#14 They’re just horrible, right?

#15 Also they’re messy. Really messy.

#16 And they can’t even dance well.

#17 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#18 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

#19 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Frenchie.

#20 Don’t get a French Bulldog if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.