16 Reasons To Never Adopt An English Bulldog

#1 English Bulldogs always look so cruel.

#2 Pretty them up with flowers all you want, but you can’t hide that cruelty.

#3 They’re so disgusting. They must be the least photogenic dog breed out there.

#4 Look at them! I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near this deathtrap.

#5 They don’t even look cute sleeping… Just dangerous!

#6 I am seriously! They are so scary! Who would want to cuddle a bulldog?

#7 They hate car trips…

#8 …and being anywhere outside

#9 They are not friendly…

#10 ...and don’t like children at all

#11 Have you ever seen a bulldog in a good mood? Me neither.

#12 Beware! They steal your food…

#13 …and plan to destroy your house

#14 So whatever you do…

#15 Never, EVER adopt an English Bulldog!!!

#16 It will be your huge mistake!!!