15 Reasons Schnauzers Are The Worst Breed In The World

#1 They hate to cuddle.

#2 Schnauzers always look so ferocious.

#3 Those menacing eyes…

#4 Pretty them up with flowers all you want, but you can’t hide that ferocity.

#5 And they’re so heinous. They must be the least photogenic dog breed out there.

#6 They hate napping.

#7 They don’t even look cute sleeping! Just dangerous.

#8 Who would want to cuddle a schnauzer?

#9 Schnauzers hate car trips…

#10 …and being anywhere outside the confines of their cold, dark cages.

#11 A schnauzer will never listen to you when you tell it to “sit.”

#12 Have you ever seen a schnauzer in a good mood? Me neither.

#13 They make terrible work dogs. No service abilities whatsoever.

#14 There’s just no way to give them any personality.

#15 We are convinced: Schnauzers are monsters.