12 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Golden Retrievers

#1 From the moment they are born they are just terrifying…

#2 You never know when Golden Retrievers take a break

#3 These dogs don’t like playing…

#4 Golden Retrievers will never make you laugh…

#5 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#6 They can’t even dance well.

#7 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

#8 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#9 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

#10 They’re messy. Really messy.

#11 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#12 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!