15 Reasons Why You Should Never Own English Bulldogs

#1 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#2 They know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#3 They won’t ever let you get any work done. It’s like they’re TRYING to grind the economy to a halt.

#4 English bulldog puppies are just terrifying…

#5 These dogs will never make you laugh…

#6 English bulldogs hate playing!!!

#7 You never know when these dogs take a break…

#8 Don’t get one of these monsters. It will be the worst thing you ever do!

#9 They’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#10 Although sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#11 English bulldogs just never listen to you…

#12 They don’t like to play with children…

#13 Just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#14 They’re bed hogs.

#15 If you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.