16 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Schnauzers

#1 Firstly, Schnauzers are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 Schnauzers can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 That’s when Schnauzers are not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Schnauzers don’t mix.

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#6 They’re just horrible, right?

#7 Also Schnauzers are messy. Really messy.

#8 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#9 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#10 Did I mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#11 Not only will Schnauzers fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#12 And Schnauzers can’t even dance well.

#13 Schnauzers are a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#14 Schnauzers are always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#15 And Schnauzers are CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#16 Schnauzers NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if Schnauzers see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
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