23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis

#1 Firstly, Corgis are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.

#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…

#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.

#4 Because, clearly, children and Corgis don’t mix.

#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?

#6 They’re just horrible, right?

#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…

#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!

#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?

#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!

#11 And they can’t even dance well.

#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.

#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.

#14 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

#15 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.

#16 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

#17 And they don’t understand anything.

#18 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.

#19 They’re bed hogs.

#20 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.

#21 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.

#22 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Corgi.

#23 Don’t get a Corgi if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.

23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis 23 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Corgis Reviewed by DogRedLine on June 27, 2019 Rating: 5

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