#1 Firstly, Corgis are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#4 Because, clearly, children and Corgis don’t mix.
#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#11 And they can’t even dance well.
#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#13 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#14 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#15 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#16 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#17 And they don’t understand anything.
#18 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#19 They’re bed hogs.
#20 They’re really needy. You can’t go anywhere without them.
#21 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
#23 Don’t get a Corgi if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
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