14 Reasons French Bulldogs Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

#1 They’re only using you.

#2 Can’t I be any more clear?

#3 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

#4 They pretend to be cute…

#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

#7 I told you!

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

#9 Because they’re watching you.

#10 Your every move.

#11 They’re fierce.

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

#14 How evil.